Cap'n Monty

Andrew, Matt Davis

Dick, Charles the Hunchback, Wilbur Kentucky

Avery Bullock, Avery Bullock as B, Patrick Stewart, Police Academy Chief

Rusty

Klaus, Monopoly Hobo, Pillow Hands McGraw, Tony, Elf, Klaus as Tchochkie Schmear, A Wolverine, CIA Guard, Duper, Enormous Sea Monster...

Lisa Silver

Steve Smith, Midget Assassin, Frat Guy, Steve Smith as S, A Wolverine, Cheesy Guy, George Kidney, Jockey with Goatee, Kid on Plane, Scott LaRose

Mah Mah

Akiko Yoshida

Betty Smith, Marylin Thacker

Minstrel Krampus

Himself

Berco, The Falcon, Wolf Poacher

June Rosewood

Anti-Christ, The Slow Janitor

Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin, Alan Greenspan, Stan Smith as Agent Stan Smith, Bill, Brian Griffin, Future Stan, Glenn Quagmire, God...

Lisa Silver, Becky Arangino

Debbie

Ax Jenkins

Various

Hayley Smith, Barb Hanson, Hayley Smith as Ms. Peacenickel, Reshma, Actress, Barbra Streisand, Deborah, Gertie, Guest #2, Gypsy Woman...

Mia

Himself, The Hot Tub

Father Donovan

Jessica, Lily, Lisa Silver, Sorority Girl

Principal Lewis, Dr. Kalgary, Nameless Bum, Black Dick, Black Francine, Coma Patient, Ferris Wheel Guy, Homosexual Giant, Jerry, Monty...

Gwen Ling

General Juanito Pequeño

Casey, Michelle, Thundercat, Woman, Alien, Brett Morris' Wife, Carmen Selectra, Concession Counter Girl, Diane, Female Robot...

Toshi Yoshida, Asian Man, Toshi as S' Assistant